"You want me to play what, dude?"

Background: Sabra is listening to this station, which plays nothing but Texas country.

Sabra: LOL. Some dipshit just called up and requested "Chicken Fried". DJ was like "Uh, that's Nashville stuff."

Me: LMAO. "Call KSCS, you MORON. Or those flamin' nozzles at 99.5 the Wolf, since they play less Texas music now in favor of that Nashvegas phlegm!"