I thought things like this didn't happen up there...

Hey, wait a minute...

EDGEWATER, N.J. — Police in northern New Jersey say a 14-year-old girl grabbed a supermarket microphone and announced, "All blacks leave the store."
The case is nearly identical to what happened on two occasions at a southern New Jersey Walmart.

I could have sworn, from the way everyone talked, that Southerners had the monopoly on racism. I mean, it seems like every single time you turn around somebody's trying to spin it like that. It must be some kid whose family moved up there from Alabama. And her teabagger daddy brainwashed her and manipulated her into doing that. (Do I sound like a member of the deranged left yet? I'm doing my best...)