Oh, the things I almost would have given....

...to have heard this:

Listener: "Hey can I make a request"(kid screaming in the background)
DJ: "Whoa lady, what are you doing to that kid?"
Listener: "Uhh, she's just tired.  Can you play Carrie Underwood for me?"
(Kid still screaming on her end, silence on the DJ's end)
Listener: "Uhh, hello, can you play I don't even know his last name?"
DJ: "Lady, no I can't play that.  No wonder the kid's upset." 

(from Keith, in comments here) 

Like I told Sabra, I don't even wanna think about what Carrie Underwood would make our little ones do. 
Because Carrie Underwood Sucks.