Not a big hit for ole Charlie, but one of my favorites...

...here: "Now, I'm the kind of man that wouldn't harm a mouse, but if I catch somebody breakin' in my house, I got a 12-gauge shotgun waitin' on the other side...so don't go fightin' me against my will, I don't wanna have to fight ya, but I dern sure will, if you don't want trouble, then ya better just pass me on by..."