"Emo-kid wears too much makeup..."

I didn't think I'd like this, but it turned out to be absolutely hilarious. I hate, HATE Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart." With a passion that burns as hot as a thousand suns. I always thought that song made Celine Dion's bombast sound like Gordon Lightfoot in comparison, the drama llama's theme...you get the drift. So I am sure you would understand why I hesitated to push the Play button here. But, oh my dear sweet Vishnu, this was Made. Of. Awesome.



"What kind of private school would let in these kind of guys...it started out as Hogwarts, now it's Lord of the Flies..."

(h/t Rachel Lucas)