Well now, that's a new way of putting it

Riding home today I had the Sirius radio on. Right after Merle Haggard's "Tonight the Bottle Let Me Down," Mojo Nixon said that he hates "to call Merle Haggard a pussy," but that Hag needed to stop messing around with the beer and the wine and "step up the proof ladder" because the beer and the wine weren't getting the job done. You know, "couldn't driiiink enough to keep you, off my mind..." I gotta admit I thought that was pretty funny, even if it WAS twisted.
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