Wednesday, May 20, 2009

"Our" legislators?

So the campus gun bill was given new life yesterday in the Texas Senate, and as it was the Associated Press tracked down our old friend John Woods:

"The Senate voted against allowing a student to be in a gun-free dorm room; this shows exactly how little concern our lawmakers actually have for student safety," Woods said.

"Our" legislators? You're not even from here, you sniveling little carpetbagger!
"You clog up our highways, you've been pourin' in for years...if you don't like the way we do it, what are you doin' here?
"...We all hear your whining, and it starts wearing thin, when we see our milk and honey running down your chin...have a good vacation, but then don't hesitate, to point your car back up the road to that outbound interstate..."