It wouldn't surprise me....

or, I Get Referrals, Part Whatever...
From Memphis, Tennessee, "does paul helmke have armed bodyguards?"
Wouldn't surprise me in the least if he did, that hypocritical elitist piece of shit. Because, y'know, he's SPECIAL and we're not because we're ordinary citizens. And even if he doesn't have them as the head of The Organization Formerly Known As Handgun Control, I'd almost bet money he had them when he was mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana. I don't know how we'd be able to find out if he has bodyguards now, but now that I think about it, he might not really be able to afford them considering the Brady Bunch isn't exactly flush with cash these days...