Sunday, December 28, 2008

Random Observations from Sunday Afternoon TV

Sean Penn and Tim Robbins might well be leftist assclowns, but 2003's Mystic River is still a really great movie — even if it was, as one person dubbed it, "a 'Law & Order' episode in prestige-film drag."
It seems to me that the kids featured on the CMT series Nanny 911 suffer from one thing more than anything else — what Ambulance Driver would call "chronic hickory deficiency." I only saw a snippet of it, but I thought, "you know, if those kids had their asses lit up when they shit all over their Mom like that, I bet they'd change their tune right quick."