I love my wife...

...for so many reasons, not the least of which is her rapier wit. From a text conversation we're having...

"Ah, it is Drug Free Week at school. I asked Bobbie if that meant she could do all the drugs she wanted next week. Then offered her a Jimi Hendrix poster for the door contest. She *said* it was for drug posters.
"...I just find things like this ridiculous. If *this* is drug free week, it means next week *isn't*, thereby implying doobies for all."

She has a point, no?