Last night...

...as Sabra and I were talking...

"I had the satellite radio on Willie's Place this evening. Happy children. 'Oooh, Patsy Cline!' Ooh, Mom, "Roly Poly!"' I win at parenting."

"Yeah. Kitty-Eater's kids had their mother's taste in music."

"You poor thing. I don't know how you made it through."

"Masturbation. Lots and lots of masturbation."

Hey, it was the truth...