...or, I think this guy, notwithstanding his disparagement of our state's fine cuisine and the propagation of that secession urban legend, is my new hero:
Dear big beautiful Texas with all your gorgeous pageant women and crappy food: you are the only state that joined our Union with a treaty allowing for legal secession.
Here's the "long story short," your favorite phrase, Dear Texas:
You can get out now and no one will stop you.
Do I even need to say it?
h/t Cold Fury
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